"There is more to life than getting tan." Two weeks later: "Yes, there is more to life than getting tan, but that's all that matters to me right now."
Next door neighbor guy: "C'mon white people, DANCE!"
"I couldn't marry him because he loves the environment."
"When someone tells you he is going to kick your...behind...believe him!"
Girl to a guy moving into the neighborhood: "Well, when we are
roommates, I'm sure we will see each other more often."
"Don't you know that Johny Cash is a legend? It makes me really mad when people don't like Johnny Cash."
"Oh yeah, I square-danced. It was a home-school activity."
"I can't move to Louisville because I would have big hair."
"I'm here to do the modesty check." (3 mornings in a row between 6-7AM).
Talking about a recently married woman: "I want to ask if I can be her understudy. I mean..."
"My friends call me puffy."
"Did you guys know that Steven Spielberg is the most acclimated director?"
"I don't have a chin hair, I have a whisker. And it grows faster than all my other hairs."
"People often think of Christian morality as a kind of bargain in which God says, 'If you keep a lot of rules I'll reward you, and if you don't I'll do the other thing.' I do not think that is the best way of looking at it. I would much rather say that every time you make a choice you are turning the central part of you, the part of you that chooses, into something a little different from what it was before. And taking your life as a whole, with all your innumerable choices, all your life long you are slowly turning this central thing either into a heavenly creature or into a hellish creature: either into a creature that is in harmony with God, and with other creatures, and with itself, or else into one that is in a state of war and hatred with God, and with its fellow-creatures, and with itself. To be the one kind of creature is heaven: that is, it is joy and peace and knowledge and power. To be the other means madness, horror, idiocy, rage, impotence, and eternal loneliness. Each of us at each moment is progressing to the one state or the other." - C.S. Lewis