Hmmm. It has come to my attention that there is a distinct possibility that we have been duped for far too long. So, in my quest for knowledge, I hope to enlighten you to the myth that is--recycling.
Recycling is a hot commodity in elementary schools and the Pacific Northwest, and in occasional hippie communes in the mountains of Colorado, and a couple of weeks ago I was informed that all of our recycling efforts are actually in vain. Recycling is a product of the "man", feeding propaganda to our youngest members of society. We are told that if we do not recycle, the earth will implode due to global warming and excess of trash. But I was told, by a high ranking government recycling official (actually it was an informant, speaking on behalf of the official) that recycling is really a myth that was propagated in the 90's--starting with the elementary schools (I mean do you remember recycling before first grade?).
So, as Earth Day is quickly approaching, I urge you, fellow Americans, to say "no" to the myth of recycling--and seek the truth so the world may know.
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is this another one of those documentAAAry things?
it's the truth. believe.
i like recycling because of the $7.00 credit we get from the city of mpls for doing it.
wait. you get paid for recycling? i thought you were just saving trees..wow..NOW i see why people recycle! yay for $7!!
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